Tales from the club (too good to be true)

So I am doing street game eating shit outside the club, in the pizza place, opening girls, flirting, busting balls etc…  Suddenly, I see this car driving by and the girl insight making eye contact and making a finger sign with the index to come…

She proceed to be couple of feet away and put hazard lights, I did not think anything of it, I  though she was waiting for somebody that works at the club. Then, she drives across the street, stops, hazard lights again, I start to think to myself  “uhmm maybe she wants me for a one night stand”, but this is unusual behavior… She drives past again, stops, hazard lights again. I said to myself this girl is on, I go to her car and say “sup how is your night going?”  then I proceed to get into the car…. Hot smoking hb 9, Looking like Kim Kardashian, so my thoughts are:

1.- revenge fuck

2.- she has a cuckhold ( husband that gets off you fucking the wife)

3.- escort/stripper

4.- I am going to get robbed or killed for my money.

Proceed to prepare myself mentally to the worst situation  (I have seen everything and I am a martial artist)….. Banter, jokes etc… nothing is working, I can not read this fucking girl, so i think, “uhmm something is off here”… The problem is she acted a bit like my ex main, quiet, negging, and my material not working. So I went 60 Years Of Challenge style, quiet and letting her invest…. Then, she started asking me questions, my usual automatic banter, not even a slightly crack at a smile… I proceed to say, “so what is your story” she gets upset at the question, I go 60 quiet again, and dance to the music in the car. Finally, I tell her “I can not read you” , anyways, we finally get to the hotel… I notice the tag is from Boston, so i go to myself “ok out of town dtf” she gets out of the car, and my dick gets hard at such a fucking hottie walking in front of me, perfect tits and perfect ass, perfect legs…

She tells me: “hold on I got a clean up”I wait outside for 2 minutes

then I go in…

I finally start getting her to open up, and I escalate a bit, 2 steps forward, one backward, unusual situation…

I continue to escalate, she gets naked, beautiful body, my dick is about to explode, then as she lays down and I am admiring that amazing body, and prepare to attack there it was:

“a third leg aka pipi/dick”
Ran out of there like a professional Runner…. Started throwing up and spitting, then I called ubber…

The end…