Simple holiday technique that will get you laid

new-blog-postThis is a really simple technique to be used in the holidays to identify down to fuck girls and of course to put pipi in vagina, so here we go:

Step 1: Gather the phone numbers of ALL THE WOMEN YOU KNOW INCLUDING :

a) Those you have been with and you are interested in banging again.

b) Those  that are in relationships, that at some point or another were interested in you.

c) Those prospects that went cold for whatever reason.

d) The girls that are in radio silence (means temporary no contact).

Try not to discriminate, text any and all phone numbers of women you know.

Step 2: You will proceed to text them a simple holiday greeting…. Please nothing gimmicky, nothing fancy, nothing gamy, just a simple greeting such as:

Merry Christmas to you and your loved ones (or happy holidays if you are politically correct)

Happy valentines (in valentines)

Happy new years!

Or you can google what to text in a particular holiday if you want to get fancy (google new years greetings for example), I do not recommend getting too fancy cause it could come across as trying too hard which is a turn off, so keep it cute, short and simple.

Step 3: some will respond (yellow,neutral, maybes), some will not respond (red, not interested, no sexually available), some will respond with some type of hinted subcommunication (down to fuck, greens, sexually available, ready to go)

The yellows will respond with:

Thanks, the same to you and your family, or something nice, but neutral… These ones are not the ones I recommend.

The ones we are interested in are those hinting interest such as:

you are lost, how you been we got to hang out again…

or

What are your plans for new years?

or

omg have not have to talked to you in while!

or etc.. etc.. etc… they will sub communicate excitement….

Troubleshooting:

What if she goes “who is this?”

You say:  “this is (your name or nickname), bonus a cool pic…. Then, gauge if she is red, green, yellow by the response after you revealing who you are.

You can do this, in Christmas, valentines, new years etc….

Should take you 10 minutes (use google voice)…

What if she initiates the greeting? If she initiates it should be taken as a green and escalate the conversation to confirm.

Example,

Her:Merry Christmas to you and your family?

Me: aww that is so sweet you and your family too, how are the holidays treating you?

Then go from there and wait for her to hint an opening to a get together, or you hint a get together and see if she bites… For more on this follow my post on how to arrange a second encounter.

Out!

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