Ok guys is summer, after the last couple of weeks dealing with dark/forbidden seduction ,is time to switch gears, to fun and positivity. In the next couple of weeks I will present you with my collection of cheesy banter, pick up lines and routines, that I use constantly to attract women on the field. They will not get you laid per se, but if done right it will make you very charismatic, display your fun personality, make you popular etc… As a consequence will create tons of attraction and if you do not fuck it up, may help you with your seductions aka pipi in vagina. It saddens me to see how many seducers and people in general are so plain/vanilla/boring with 0 personality.
Everything I am posting I HAVE USED WITH SUCCESS, numerous times in the field and specially texting in my interactions with women (Live texts and samples included in this one). Most of them are my INVENTION/CREATION, but a lot of them are from other seducers. When using them you do not want to be a “dancing monkey” or a “24 hour clown”, you need to calibrate and use them right. Finally, remember that my natural personality is cocky and funny, and my method is one that I call “sexual trolling” with the underlying philosophy explained by the “grandmaster style” (One of my many nicknames is “the grandmaster”, that is what people call me at work, but I am not the original community grandmaster).
The napkin flower routine (bar tenders and my unique twist)
As you isolate the girl and you are waiting for the bar tender to bring drinks, or you are in an after hour place to eat, or you are in a bar etc… The girl is into you, as she is talking you grab a napkin and you make a napkin flower and you say “here is not much but is mine” place her in between her breast (cleavage)..- do not worry if after 10 minutes she loses it, or throws it away, some of them keep them though for years. Here is a video sample on how to make a napkin flower.
magic trick.—-For the mystery method fans (l don’t do it anything like the nerd in the video but, please look at how he does it in minute 1.24 of this video)
This is how I DO IT, as I STAND in front of the girl and close to her (after you have made out with her, she is invested and into you, and you are just joking around) say: “you see this longer finger that is me, (though both are the same index finger, one always tend to be longer than the other), you see this shorter finger that is you(as the finger are together), right now we are together, but with time (at this point you separate the fingers an inch) then say “we will go separate ways”, then you proceed as you do circular motions on top of the fingers, to say “but with time” as the singer get close together completely “we will met/reunite again”.
The stop routine (source community)
me: you need to stop that
hot babe: stop what?
Me: thinking of me and smiling, i bet you are doing it right now…
The future (my invention)
Use a year for this routine 20 years or more into the future (make sure she knows you are trolling), use it when she is giving you the “you are a ladies man/player/lover subcommunication”, this is the only type of nlp that I use lol…
me: in the year 2036 when we are in our big ass mansion and our maid wakes ups up and our beautiful kids come running and jump in the bed as we wake up they will say:
“mami, dadiiiiiiii”, and then i will say “hi kids did you sleep ok”, they will say “yes daddy”…
and then the kids will ask “wowow mami and daddy you are the best parents a kid could ask, you look so much in love, how you too met?”
and i will say “you know when i met your mom at the club xyz(or whatever place you are at the time) she never thought we would end up together and i told her this was going to happen that night at the club when we met, look at us now, dreams do come true.
The i like you poem (credit children book)
When i first met you,
i was afraid to talk to you,
when i first talked to you,
i was afraid to look at you,
when i first looked at you,
i was afraid to kiss you,
when i first kissed you,
i was afraid to like you,
and now that i like you i am afraid to lose you…
she will call you out for saying that to other girls, you say nah! i only have used that 3 times this month… bust her balls…
If the girl ask you what are you doing today? or how are you going to spend the weekend? etc… Then you say: I will think of ___________(her name), in __________(sexy outfit you seen her with) and you will fap furiously…
Blog sample 1 (true story live and unedited):
Tina: So how are you spending your Sunday fun day? 4:50 PM
Me:going to think of tina in her little dress and heels and fap furiously, nah watching football.. 🙂 5:28 PM
Me: u? what are you doing besides thinking of me and smiling 5:30 PM
Tina: Lmao… One track mind I have to meet some friends later for a birthday celebration. It doesn’t start until 12:30 though lol. I’m going to get in a run and maybe a nap first if I ever leave this pool chair lol. You did make me smile though �� 5:33 PM
Me: happy birthday then! it does not matter if your birthday is last minute i have your present already… down in my pants, see i am always prepare and romantic, see how romantic 🙂 5:39 PM
Tina: Not my birthday lol… I am just invited. And that is not romance my dear lol�� 5:40 PM
Me: Tinaaaaaaaa! how was the party? and how r u? 11:10 AM
Tina: Hello�� It was fun… Lots of dancing and good friends. Just moving now to get myself ready for work lol. Glad I had the late shift today. How are you? 11:37 AM
Me: let me correct it for you “it was not as much fun cause you were not there with me” don’t type fast you skip a lot of important content, i am not doing good 🙁 11:41 AMTina: lol… Why is that? 11:43 AM
Me: cause i mizz uzz, send me a pic 11:48 AM
of course after she sends the pic, i would say i busted 3.25 times…
okay some new stuff that has worked for me, PLEASE, field test the Santa opener(author.- It may be a pua or from the internet)
me: i need a picture of you
hot babe: why?
me: cause i want to tell Santa what i want for Christmas.
The touch cost money routine (mystery)
hot babe: touches you
me: every time you touch me is $5 dollars
Mirror routine (my invention)
this is to be used in places were there are big mirrors (captain obvious)
As you are talking to the girl, you say, who is that good looking guy, and point at yourself in the mirror…
So let say you go to a restaurant and there is a wait line, or you go to a gym or tanning place or video place or clothing store…. Usually the hot waiter or attendant will ask for your phone number?
ex. restaurant chilis
i go with my main, hot waiter ask for my phone number to be call when a table is open:
waiter: how many in your group
me: 5
waiter: name?
me: skills
waiter: phone number?
me: aw sorry i have a girlfriend
The how are you feeling routine (this works very good in pool table for example but it could be any game that involves competition)
so as you are waiting for your turn to play for example pool, there are 2 player playing
one just finish loosing the game…
You ask to the one that just lost the game “are you ok” “how are you feeling” in a concern sweet voice (the goal is trolling but women and people get a laugh and enjoy it, calibration crucial)
now if you are the one playing and you win and you know the dude, you can sing a bit of 50 cents “dammm hommie back in the day you used to be the man hommie what the hell happen to you” from the 50 cent song wansta or whatever the name is…
The shave head routine (for the dudes with shave head or bald) credit mystery
the topic comes up about your shave head or your balding
so you say “yea i used to have long hair all the way till here (pointing at the mid size of your ass) but it was covering my best feature”(subcomunication your ass is the best feature but the long hair hiding your ass and that is why you cut it)
The you are not racist routine author skills
so you are talking or texting you use the word: “ma nigga” which is commonly use in usa then you say “no racist”
The pregnancy routine author skills
As you are fucking the girl and you bust a nut, then you say “oh shit I am pregnant”
Also, as you bust a nut you can yell like Tarzan: “oah oah oah oah” aka the Tarzan sound, I saw the tarzan movie this weekend and then I fucked my new main, when i did this, she was laughing for 5 minutes straight as she proceed to clean the cum from body and face.(a gentlemen never bust a nut inside always the face).
Samples of cheesy trolling:
flash girlfriend: So u like dogs? I have ducks and a cat ! 😬 6:10 PM
flash girlfriend: MMS Received 6:10 PM
flash girlfriend: MMS Received 6:11 PM
Me: i have a snake, down in my pants 6:12 PM
flash girlfriend: Ha hahahah! Good one 6:12 PM
flash girlfriend: King ? Cobra? Rattle? 6:13 PM
Me: i don’t know maybe i can show it to you and you can tell me what type it is, thanks in advance 6:17 PM
flash girlfriend: Oh ok. Send a pic 6:18 PM
Me: nah! i read you need to examine close and personal for accurate ass essment… I am a perfectionist, i do not like mistakes 6:20 PM
The flacid routine: author skills…
flash girlfriend: Working hard?? 2:45 PM
Me: no my pipi is flacid 3:54 PM
The prostitution routine (credit a seducer named ratata)
NIGHT – BAR
Guy to girl: So, I have a hypothetical question. Would you suck someone’s dick for a million dollars?
Girl: IDK. I mean, it’s a lot of money. Maybe?
Guy: OK, how about for 5 dollars?
Girl: Wtf do you take me for?
Guy: Oh, we already know that. Now we’re just discussing price.
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