You go online to get tons of easy lays right? Don’t dribble on about your boring hobbies or dreams, just be bloody honest, you’re there to get laid so just say so.
Most people online are liars, guys and girls, they write these novel long profiles and no one cares, because most guys and chicks are online for one thing, to get laid. So be a man and cut to the chase.
First, have a cool picture that is slightly sexually suggestive, no shirt or something. Then pump out a short but to-the-point profile and talk yourself up a bit. Keep it as honest as you can, something like this:
“Surfer guy looking to meet cool girls, chasing hook-ups and friends with benefits only, I want girls looking for same thing. Got a car and all that. Hit me up.”
Or this is my POF profile:
Looking for no strings casual hook-ups, one nighters or someone for regular plays. Someone who loves the beach or outdoor playing will go to the top of the list. I got a cam if that’s your thing.
I’m slim, tanned, minimal body hair, non-smoker, occasional drinker and D&D free. You don’t have to be a supermodel but there has to be some physical attraction there.
I know you girls are as horny as us, stop trying to hide it, geez.
Genuine people only thanks.
We’re both here to play, so we’ll have a bit of a chat and a flirt, I’ll show you what I got and we can go from there.
That’s it nothing special, and this is the message I send off…
Hey hot pics, check out my profile I think you’ll like it. If you’re interested add me on msn *&^^^@hotmail.com
Caio bunny
Send enough out and you’ll get messages back. When you do just build comfort for a few messages back and forth, then strike. Say “did you read my profile, just making sure we’re on the same page.” If you got to that stage then she’s probably keen, show her a bit of escalation for a few messages, sought of logistics, arrange a time to meet at your or hers, and get the number.
OK you’ve sorted out a time and place, now here’s the best part. You rock up to her place and you both know why you’re there, so again, don’t stuff around. All you need is a couple of minutes of comfort and then ask her where the bedroom is. And you’re done.
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