I have multiple lay reports and they all follow similar format to this one, funny sexting, a few are hidden in private forums, couple on my book and the rest I keep private. All my lays  follow the same style (unedited copy and paste from my google voice)… But this one is special, because in this one, unlike the other ones, I did not makeout with the girl when I met her and I barely interacted with her, so is very unusual for me to get “a phone number“. Since I do not believe in phone numbers….
I want you guys to understand that my texts do not have any particular strategy, I am being myself, and I am self-amusing and having fun texting, so when I text is for me to have fun, troll the girl, and is the same as if a dude is playing a video game just as something to do to kill time, I am not gaming or trying to say the right thing, I am not worry about “fucking up”… But, I do have a goal which is for her to get invested, and to have sex with her on the first encounter.
I also want to challenge the community belief of text to meet (I have never in my life done that), I will show you how long, cringe worthy, tons of mistakes (which I do not care as long as I am having fun), lack of structure game and seduction, this is just me having fun for my own self amusement…(plus I text form my computer as i am working or web surfing, sorry boss if you are reading my blog, fuck off!)
- Here is my theory on texting (keep in mind many guys have used this style and gotten laid directly from it).
- Here is my personality style.
- My goals are fun, no money spend, no dates, for the girl to get invested, no selling status or provider, not selling boyfriend material,MINIMAL VERBALS (horrible Latin access)
The reason why I chose this Lay report out of all the reports is because I am talking about dance floor game a lot (this is a mistake and a no no, but I have so much power, that I can make mistakes and get away with them).
It is a really long text interaction that is spread out in weeks, but there is tons of stuff to learn, so read a bit at a time. Please check out the series on cheesy banter and lines that I constantly use to attract women, everything is there for you guys broken down, but see how I mix it with seduction in this interaction.
These texts are live and unedited (just some minor details are altered such as names, dates, addresses etc…)
This girl is a pretty hot blonde, one of the hottest girls in the city I live (to my new main in case you get to read this, it was before I met you wink wink), enjoy faggots:
Me: I had a great time pretending to be dancing with you while grabbing your ass! Latin Diesel 9:43 PM
europe: Lol u did not grab my ass 9:44 PM
europe: Aaaand I had fun too 9:54 PM
Me: you should have stayed, and gotten to know me, i would have taken you home… Hey i got you saved under Europe what is your name, i forgot, don’t hate! 10:37 PM
europe: What, no comment? 11:27 AM
Me: I said i forgot your name, i think is (her name @#$%) or something like that, and it think you are from Finland, but i have your name saved under Europe, get me? translation what is your name again? 1:57 PM
europe: I answered that message!! With: Lol i know but my ride was leaving and i don’t just leave with strangers like that, haha. 1:59 PM
europe: Europe, hah, (her name @#$#) is the name. I can beat that, i gotcha saved under… I cant say lol 1:59 PM
europe: That’s the message u never responded to is what im sayin 2:00 PM
Me: oh never got that message, anyways, women can sense if the dude is cool or a creeper, so no excuse… 2:00 PM
Me: and for the record i did grab that ass uhmmmm… 2:01 PM
europe: True but i still don’t leave with anyone other than my ride, that’s just me 2:01 PM
europe: Maybe a little lol 2:02 PM
europe: So what do i save u under? Its not gonna be latin diesel i can tell u that 2:03 PM
Me: So is your name (her name !#$#@) from Finland?? I think i forgot your name, i am gonna call you Rubia, means blonde in spanish 2:05 PM
Me: I got you save under Europe, how original eh? 2:06 PM
europe: It is (her name #$#$$@) and i am from Finland. I know what rubia means lol. 2:06 PM
europe: I think ur not getting half my messages 2:06 PM
europe: What Will i call u? 2:08 PM
Me: yea your phone sucks.. 2:08 PM
europe: Not mine, YOURS! 2:08 PM
Me: you can call me, papi chulo, or (her name #$#@) future lover, or (her name *^*^’ ) dream dude or all of the above 2:09 PM
europe: Haa haa, no for real 2:11 PM
europe: Def not chulo, ur not gangsta… I hope 2:11 PM
Me: i was being for real, why make you think i was lying, honesty is the best policy 2:11 PM
Me: omg your ghetto definitely no 2:12 PM
europe: Well i want ur real name, not a pet name 2:13 PM
europe: I am NOT ghetto, did i look ghetto? 2:14 PM
Me: (her name #$%R) my name is (my name) 2:14 PM
Me: no mami you look like you cause movement down my pants 2:15 PM
europe: So ill call u (my name) 2:15 PM
Me: translation you are kind of hot in the sexy way not in the cute way… 2:15 PM
europe: WOW! 2:15 PM
Me: when i saw you i thought you were like an archaeologist 2:16 PM
europe: Lmao, well thank u! But not for the archeologist comment 2:17 PM
Me: yea you look like you are good at examining large bones.. 2:18 PM
europe: So sleezy 2:18 PM
Me: my name is (my name) aka latin diesel, not sleezy, i told my name already.. 2:19 PM
Me: pay attention 2:19 PM
europe: I see u got jokes 2:20 PM
Me: i see you got an ass, uhmm uhmm 2:20 PM
europe: So, what do u do? 2:20 PM
Me: i am a boy toy! you? 2:21 PM
europe: Omg be serious for a minute 2:21 PM
Me: serious is cancer, but i do foreclosure/Real Estate, i am also a writter, blogger and teach martial(capoeira) 2:22 PM
Me: what do you do? 2:23 PM
europe: Better! Im an export coordinator. 2:23 PM
Me: ok now in English translate 2:25 PM
europe: We ship Ocean containers to Scandinavia 2:26 PM
europe: How old r u? 2:33 PM
Me: shit i thought you were coordinator not a reporter, guess? 2:34 PM
europe: Ummm, 47 2:34 PM
Me: nah close 69 2:35 PM
Me: you are about 42 right??? 2:35 PM
europe: About… 16 2:40 PM
Me: 16 is legal in Finland so i don’t care, just don’t kiss and tell 2:44 PM
europe: Lol no ots not 2:45 PM
europe: Ill tell u if u tell me 2:48 PM
Me: I am 35… I am 6″ 1″ height, i look like vin diesel if i shave and like the rapper comon with beard, i don’t smoke, i like to have fun, and my pipi is 2 inches 2:49 PM
Me: there you go 2:50 PM
Me: age is irrelevant all i care is about personality, looks and sexual performance, those are the 3 things i care about 2:50 PM
Me: everything else is useless 2:51 PM
europe: Hahaha i see 2:53 PM
Me: the 2 inches is a joke by the way rubia 2:53 PM
europe: Well FYI im 28 2:53 PM
Me: i got clients from scandinavia that i teach them how to dance lol 2:54 PM
europe: Yeah i got that, that might have posed a problem.. 2:54 PM
europe: Lol 2:54 PM
europe: So u saw someone who needed help and grabbed on? 2:55 PM
Me: no, it was all planned 2:55 PM
Me: first i look for the hottest women in the club that are my type which is curvy blonde, translation you 2:56 PM
Me: then i establish a bit of proximity 2:56 PM
Me: i look for signs of dis interest, if any sign of disinterest present, eject 2:56 PM
Me: then i look for the situation, in your case it was the best situation a guy and a girl, with a third wheel=profit 2:57 PM
Me: then i approach in a way that look accidental but with tons of confidence 2:57 PM
Me: then i dance without any contact for the first 15 seconds 2:58 PM
Me: then little by little i look for compliance while escalating 2:58 PM
Me: then i try to sexual arouse 2:58 PM
Me: then = profit 2:58 PM
europe: Man with a plan 2:58 PM
Me: there you go, i teach that to your scandinavian brothers muazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 2:59 PM
europe: Well yeah they need help 2:59 PM
europe: FYI i wasn’t third wheelin, there were 2 guys and two girls 3:00 PM
Me: then you text and bring the convo. to sexual no too sleazy in a way that you can make the girl have a bit of fun and laughter, then = profit 3:00 PM
Me: no they were not, they were gone, you were kind of bored 3:00 PM
europe: The other guy ang girl were a couple but me and the other dude are coworkers 3:00 PM
Me: well if you are coworkers is not good, cause you see him every day killing the curiosity/exitment, he is what i call an orbiter 3:01 PM
europe: They were standing right next to me when u sweapt me away 3:02 PM
Me: but European man, are not jealous which is good they are very open minded… 3:02 PM
europe: He has a girlfriend 3:02 PM
Me: oh shit i have like 5 so i win 3:03 PM
europe: Wow 3:03 PM
Me: hey can we text make out, i go first here: lalallalallalalalaallalala 3:03 PM
europe: What i was trying to say was there were 4 of us, a couple and a non-couple so i was not third wheeling 3:07 PM
Me: who cares what you were, what is important is that we met, and i find you very attractive 3:08 PM
Me: lallalalaalallala, you are suppose to write back llalalllallala 3:08 PM
europe: So if we were a couple u wouldnt Care? Yeah yeah llalalllallala 3:13 PM
Me: No! I am not the typical guy that slut shames, in other words i believe women are sexual 3:16 PM
Me: but they have to put on an act cause people call them names like sluts or whores, which is hatred 3:17 PM
Me: a good example is this stupid ass website that came out today of pictures of mistress, blaming them for the hubbi cheating 3:18 PM
Me: http://shesahomewrecker.com/ 3:18 PM
europe: Well either way im not any of those things. Yeah the world has honey crazy nowadays 3:19 PM
Me: so you are not a woman??? There is not such thing i believe all women are the same in other words they have sexual needs… 3:20 PM
Me: i do not believe people should call women names like slut, or whores, that is judgment… get me 3:20 PM
europe: No i act sexual! But not like a whore 3:24 PM
europe: Theres a difference 3:24 PM
Me: oh yea whores get paid, i forgot that, lol 3:29 PM
europe: Lmao 3:30 PM
europe: Blunt 3:30 PM
europe: What’s ur rate 3:34 PM
Me: talking about masturbation, send me some pics to this email #$@#$%$#@gmail.com muazzzzzz! 3:35 PM
europe: Noooo 3:35 PM
europe: What did i just tell u abt me 3:36 PM
Me: wtf why not, i am tired to busting to the image of saturday of you in the green skirt i need new material 3:36 PM
europe: Turquoise 3:37 PM
Me: you told me that you miss me and you want me, didn’t you, no hablo ingles 3:37 PM
europe: What kind of pics? 3:37 PM
Me: wtf is turquoise 3:37 PM
Me: pics taking with a camara daaaaaaahhhhhhhh 3:38 PM
europe: Yo no hablo espagnol, its a color!! The skirt was not green 3:38 PMeurope: Duuuuh, well u were talkin bout masturbation so i dunno what u expect 3:39 PM
Me: who cares i busted in your honor anyways 3:39 PM
europe: Well im honored 3:45 PM
Me: you should be! highest compliment… hey (her name #$%#$), it was fun texting i will text you tonight, you know the reason i talk a bit sex, is cause if you talk sex you can talk anything else, is just my way to break the ice, muaz out! got to run! 3:47 PM
europe: That’s a pic 3:47 PM
europe: I see that. I gotta run too, got a workout to go to. Yeah text me tonight 3:48 PM
Me: k will check later to see if i got it, email me a couple i will send you some… muazzzzzzzz! you are fun, can wait to hang out with you again! i am out! 3:48 PM
europe: I sent it as a pic message here 3:48 PM
europe: Ill try sent it as email later after i get home from practice, ttyl 3:49 PM
europe: Well i dunno if u got the pics but im gonna go sleep pretty soon.. 9:55 PM
Me: i did and busted twice, you are very cute muazzz! i will send some… 10:22 PM
europe: Oh now im cute lol 10:30 PM
europe: ..And ur gone 10:42 PM
europe: Thanks for the picture 8:03 AM
Me: Good morning rubia! i got morning wood… sup! 9:59 AM
Me: mi pipi is so annoying in the morning, i want to chop it of… 10:00 AM
europe: Too much info! Lol. And don’t do that 10:02 AM
europe: Might hurt hah 10:03 AM
europe: More pics please Vin 10:22 AM
Me: k i will when i get a chance, so you can play with yourself and squirt to my pics… 10:31 AM
europe: That’s not why, and i thought u was gonna tune down on the sex talk 10:35 AM
europe: Sooo when are we having this gettogether of ours? 10:44 AM
Me: i thought now sex talk see you started with the getogether talk that is very forward of you. 10:46 AM
Me: *no 10:46 AM
europe: Haha, not necessarily forward, honest 10:49 AM
europe: A week from friday im leaving to Finland for lil over two weeks 10:55 AM
Me: you got pics 11:33 AM
europe: Nice place, urs? And nice hand stand lol. The last one very cute 11:39 AMeurope: I honestly don’t know if u r not getting all my messages or if u just busy or ignoring them.. 12:04 PM
Me: sometimes i get busy baby, don’t hate, i like you, and want you… So muazzzzzzzz! 12:50 PM
europe: I get that, i get busy too but u forget to answer half of my messages, told ya i was leaving soon 1:07 PM
Me: I know but for 2 weeks, who cares here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd1uEvyzCmM 1:12 PM
Me: did you hear the song, (hername$%#$%) margarita 1:25 PM note..(i made up the margarita name, is not her name)
europe: Who cares? Well i thought u would have wanted to see me… Guess i got that wrong 1:26 PM
Me: why are you wrong, we will see each other (her name #$#$#) 1:28 PM
europe: My girl Celine 1:28 PM
europe: Yeah maybe, i got a pretty hectic schedule with work and practice thou 1:29 PM
Me: i am gonna teach you how i do my import and export 1:29 PM
Me: wtf is practice? 1:29 PM
europe: Meaning? 1:30 PM
europe: I do track, im a hammer throwe,r so workout aka practice 5 days a week 1:31 PM
Me: yes practice what? 1:31 PM
Me: oh got you! cool stuff 1:33 PM
europe: Hence the butt… Lots of squats have gone into that 1:34 PM
Me: why are you trying to get me horny, stop 1:37 PM
Me: well to late, fuaaaakkkk 1:37 PM
Me: brb let me go release, your fault.. 1:37 PM
europe: Haha, that was not my intention. U get horny too easily 1:38 PM
Me: Mission accomplished 🙂 2:35 PM
europe: No need to share everything lol 2:40 PM
europe: U don’t think that’s too much info? 2:54 PM
Me: no! you started by saying: “i throw hammers so that is why i have an ass” or something like that, to get me worked up, so don’t play like you are not an accomplice 3:36 PM
europe: Nooo, i throw a hammer and i do lots of squats as a workout and that explains the butt. There was nothing sexual about that lol 3:40 PM
Me: oh fuakk you got me horny again! brb! 3:47 PM
europe: STOP doing that! U cannot get horny every second :O 3:48 PM
europe: And u cannot take that long to be done lol 4:13 PMeurope: U have a pic 7:59 PM
europe: Feeling a lil left out.. 9:58 PM
Me: (her name $%#%#$), nah i was super busy today, you r probably sleeping… 11:39 PM
Me: i saw a blonde girl in gymnastics, new girl, i said “hi, are you from finland” she said “no i am from Georgia” 11:40 PM
Me: now i think every blonde is scandinavian lol 11:40 PMeurope: Not all scandinavians are blonde and not all blondes are finns.. 11:42 PM
europe: And yep im in bed already 11:46 PM
Me: nite muazzzzzzzzz 11:48 PM
europe: Night 11:49 PM
Me: and you miss the point of the story, which was that you were on my mind… I know all blondes are not from Finland dah 11:54 PM
europe: Well im very glad i was on ur mind but the whole u supposedly gettin horny and disappearing is lil odd 8:14 AM
europe: Did u get the pic i sent? 8:14 AM
Me: hehehehehehe! what is odd, I got biological needs i hope you do too. And my name is no Odd nor my nickname, is $#%#$ aka latin diesel 10:34 AM
Me: stop with the name calling rubia 10:34 AM
Me: what is supposedly getting horny, people don’t get supposedly horny, they either get horny or they don’t. 10:35 AM
europe: Yeah and according to your messages u get horny all the time, that cant be normal. I get horny but not every 2 hours like u mr latin diesel… 10:42 AM
Me: I do not get horny, you got me horny, stop shifting blame. 10:45 AM
europe: I cant get u horny that easily is what im saying 11:20 AM
europe: Did u get the picture??? 11:31 AM
Me: si! you look like you are gonna kill somebody, is that you? 11:36 AM
Me: no blonde hair ;-( 11:37 AM
europe: Yep, and i know, it was my brunette phase, before i went back to being blonde 11:39 AM
Me: i like you better blonde, what is your natural hair color?? 12:21 PM
europe: Dirty blonde 12:40 PM
Me: uuhmm you dirty! 12:46 PM
Me: Come see me before you live ok, if not i will be dissapointed… 12:46 PM
europe: I thought u were gonna come see me 1:09 PM
Me: yea, invite me over, but it has to be only Friday or Saturday. Or you can come party with me, but only you no 50 guys and 23 girls. 1:33 PM
europe: Why only friday or saturday? 1:56 PM
Me: my free days mami.. 2:14 PM
europe: Well i work friday and workout after and Saturday im off work but i practice in the morning/early afternoon 2:18 PM
europe: Maybe Saturday then 3:02 PM
Me: but i mizzzzzzz uzzzzzz! 4:21 PM
europe: Saturday is only two days away 4:22 PM
Me: So i can not mizz uzz cause saturday 2 days away, what kind of chick logic is that… 6:46 PM
europe: Exactly that.. Since U are the one that can only meet fri or saturday then its ur fault, hence u cant miss me 7:26 PM
europe: Hello latin lover 9:42 PM
Me: my name is not latin and my last name is not lover, you always forget my name, come on, sup rubia, how are you? 10:18 AM
europe: I can call u that since u call me rubia. I’m good, are we up for tomorrow? 10:30 AM
Me: yes, unless i get my period… muaz! 10:38 AM
europe: Oh lord! 11:03 AM
europe: So where do we meet? 11:04 AM
Me: (her name #$#$) (her number i am copying and pasting her on old message) – mobile 11/7/13 2:14 PM 21 hours ago (her name @#$#): I thought u were gonna come see me 1:09 PM 12:02 PM
europe: I know what i wrote but coming to see me means to come and literally see me, place was not identified 12:03 PM
Me: lol! silly 12:13 PM
europe: That’s not an answer 12:15 PM
europe: And m name is not silly! Its (her name @#$#) 12:16 PM
Me: hahaha! now you are using my silly/lame jokes, woow true love 12:18 PM
Me: it is no complicated, as long as we are together sharing each other company is fine with me, i like to dance, i do sports so i am not a drinker… I can come over and hang out maybe bring a rental or so… muazzzzzzz! 12:21 PM
europe: Look at u aiming straight to my place haha but yeah we can do a movie 12:26 PM
Me: i ain’t aiming anything it was your idea, not mine, i sent you the evidence… 12:27 PM
europe: Yep, but ur initial idea was for me to come see u, I got proof too lol 12:47 PM
Me: listen is call testing the waters, you aim high, get me, muazzzz 12:51 PM
europe: I see, what are u the Hitch? lol 12:57 PM
Me: there you go with your name calling, jeezzz louis 1:02 PM
europe: Yes sir mr Hitch 1:04 PM
Me: wtf is that? 1:07 PM
europe: U never seen Will smith’s movie Hitch?? 1:09 PM
Me: no! i am no homo 1:13 PM
europe: I see u prejudiced thou 1:15 PM
Me: no i am not 1:19 PM
europe: Well its not a movie intended for women and homos 1:20 PM
Me: the only movie that resembles me is crazy stupid love 1:27 PM
Me: have you seen it 1:27 PM
Me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLZqsx9wua8 1:28 PM
europe: Not sure. How does it resemble u? 1:38 PM
Me: k i am gonna rent it, you will like it… 1:38 PM
europe: I probably did see it though 1:39 PM
Me: I gave you the link, check that part to see if you saw it. 1:40 PM
europe: Internet is not strong enough here at the warehouse, we’re loading a container 1:49 PM
europe: Yep seen it 5:29 PM
europe: You seem awfully busy on your off day.. 9:02 PM
europe: Well good night 10:36 PM
Me: but i mizzzzzzzzzzz uzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! there is not i in balls, i mean us… 10:57 AM
europe: That is true, im at the track 11:24 AM
Me: kkkk 11:57 AM
europe: Horrible weather 12:20 PM
Me: nah a bit of rain, rain is romantic, let me tell you a romantic rain story 12:29 PM
Me: me: i am horny i want a bj. my ex: Can you be a little bit more romantic me: i want a bj in the rain\u0009 12:29 PM
Me: see 12:30 PM
europe: It’s not romantic to practice in the rain!! 12:30 PM
europe: Go get one 12:30 PM
Me: get what??? 12:35 PM
europe: Lame 12:35 PM
Me: stop texting in codes… 12:42 PM
europe: Im not, ur idea of romance is lame based on ur lil ‘story’ 12:43 PM
Me: k how about this 12:47 PM
Me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmJbJs-9ST0 12:47 PM
europe: Wont play it. Got the first 5sec, horrible! 12:51 PM
Me: lololololol 12:52 PM
europe: What’s so funny 1:07 PM
Me: ok let me redeem myself, here 1:16 PM
Me: i am gonna show you romance 1:16 PM
Me: A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text message that read… “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.” He replied… “I am taking a poop. What 1:17 PM
Me: should i do 1:17 PM
Me: see i told you i know romance 1:18 PM
europe: Typical man, u and the one in the story. Shame! 1:19 PM
Me: you know those are made up stories right! i am busting your balls! 1:22 PM
europe: What u think im stupid!? All im saying they’re horrible picks 1:24 PM
Me: they were meant to be horrible pics on purpose… 1:27 PM
Me: here is a good one for you… 1:28 PM
Me: (her name @#$#$)when i first met you, i was afraid to talk to you, when i first talked to you, i was afraid to look at you, when i first looked at you, i was afraid to kiss you, when i first kissed you, i was afraid to like you and now that i like you i am afraid to lose you….. sincerely this is so corny, i like the first 2 better… 1:29 PM
europe: Only one problem with this one… ITS a lie 1:34 PM
Me: k i give up! you are a tough customer, of course it is a lie, but actually number 3 is the typical man, not the first 2, you have it backwards 🙂 1:38 PM
europe: No its not! Well maybe the it being a lie part, that’s the typical man, u are correct 1:46 PM
europe: And yes i ama tough crowd 1:54 PM
Me: you had bad luck with man, i will help you, it is easy just screen better 😉 , about being tough, fuck that, have fun, life is short! 3:17 PM
europe: Who made u the expert 4:24 PM
Me: being around women and hearing stories, watching their mistakes, etc…. muazzzzzzzzz! I know that is not you but your pms taking over, tell (her name#$%$%) pms to go away, and bring the real (her name #$#), thanks in advance 4:45 PM
europe: Lol, so how’s 7pm? 4:46 PM
Me: how far is it, where do you live? 4:57 PM
europe: $#%#$%$# 4:58 PM
Me: hehe, i live in $%$#%$$# and 95 4:59 PM
Me: we are neighboooooooooooorrrrrrsssss 4:59 PM
europe: Almost 5:00 PM
Me: i knew i had seen you throw the window, 5:00 PM
europe: Stalker lol 5:00 PM
Me: yea around 7 it is, but first pick couple of movies you want to watch, here: http://www.blockbuster.com/ 5:01 PM
Me: Pick 2 or 3, and i do not want to Audition to 50 friends and specially no audition for family members 5:02 PM
Me: anyways since you have really bad luck with guys, here is the disclaimer: I am not creeper, I am no pushy, i am socially calibrated and i get hints fast. But probably you already know that! 5:05 PM
europe: Death race 3, hangover III, the tower 5:06 PM
europe: U don’t have to audition to anyone, other than my cat. I hope that’s not a problem 5:07 PM
Me: 😉 5:13 PM
europe: Don’t do that, it is an actual cat, feline, a pet 5:17 PM
Me: you actually think i am some kind of a perv, that did not get it the first time, you are the perv for thinking that in the first place, anyways, give me baby steps on how to get there.5:20 PM
europe: Coming from @$%$@ u need to exit @$%$@$, right on L%$$%#, left on Dixie Hwy, then once u hit the first treffit light that’s where #$%$ and #$%$%#$ separate, follow $%#$%$% to the right. 5:23 PM
europe: Im about 200ft from where they separate, on the right side, $@%$%@$@. Oppositio to a lil gas station and @$%@$% lounge. Once u turn in, take a left and u need to punch in a gate code 5:24 PM
europe: Well who puts a wink after a comment about a cat 5:25 PM
Me: too much math, address and gate code, i just gps it 5:37 PM
europe: Well good luck cause the GPS never gets this one right 5:55 PM
Me: k i will follow your directionssssssssssssss 5:55 PM
europe: Good 5:56 PM
europe: Let me know once u getting closer 6:26 PM
This is what happened 3 days after my 2 incher destroyed her vagina:
europe: I must have been a real conquest, 3 days and not so much as a message….nice 6:53 AM
Bottom line my shit! works, 0 money (well about $2 dollar movie rental), 0 dates, 0 last minute resistance…
Be right back cold approach does not work
brb long texting does not work
brb you need a nice car to get laid
brb you need money to get laid
brb you need to take women on dates
brb club women are trash
Excuses, excuses, excuses, I get away with this shit! All the time! out!
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