Happy holidays to all the people that follow the blog, you know who you are…I have not been writing a lot lately, since I am in a new relationship, met the girl from COLD APPROACH, pure dance floor seduction. I live what I preach, everything in this blog is authentic, I give you guys an open book into my life… I have a few business projects going on outside of seduction, so it is slowing down my writings… Plus, I have not been clubbing in about 3 months, which is a record time after 20 years going out no stop minimum twice a week… I may go ahead and mentor a skill junior and have him write for the blog but is not just the same, though everything that is needed to be successful in clubs you can find here specially in the archives.
Anyways, as a Christmas present this is a new joke I have used with success, it has 99% success rate, in other words every time I use it people laugh like crazy and you get women to say “omg” or “hitting you in the shoulders”. It follows the sexual/trolling/grandmaster style aka skills style of flirting… I told the joke yesterday to my main parents during dinner, just lol… here we go enjoy:
A mask dude goes into a “sperm bank” to commit a rubbery…
Mask robber: “open the safe”
Hot girl: “you know this is a sperm bank there is not money or jewelry in the safe, just semen”
Mask robber: “shut the fuck up, open it”
Hot girl: proceeds to open the safe
Mask robber: “drink it”
Hot girl: grabs the sperm and drinks it
Mask robber as he takes off the mask, turns out to be her husband: “see i told you it was not big deal”
The end!
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