In this blog I am going to cover the main reasons why people get kicked out of clubs, that way you can avoid such behavior, the only behavior that I will approve an exception is if you have no choice but to fuck a girl in the club (usually kitchen, equipment room, VIP area) In this case the skills seal of approval.
Now that we got that out of the way, getting kicked out of the club could cost:
1.- Arrests (will cover that later)
2.- Lifetime ban on a venue
3.- Money (the money you paid to get in the venue, drinks etc..)
4.- Lays (you are gaming a girl that you could fuck then you get kicked out while she remains in the club for instance)
5.- Sadness, depression and bad mood (self explanatory)
So why do people get kicked out of clubs:
1.- Being super sexually uncalibrated.- In other words being out of line sexually, obvious for example fingering a girl, grabbing or sucking tits in front of the public, fucking in the bathroom (with that being said in some cases for example fucking a girl in the bathroom when the “iron is hot” skills seal of approval if you have no other choice)
2.- Too much drunkenness.- Men and women extremely drunk, throwing up, and falling all over the place will cause you to get kicked out.
3.- Fights.- This is by far the number 1 reason I have seen for people getting kicked out of the club. People following the skills method only fight as the last resort (and we never fight over women, unless a dude clearly dis respect you or your girl), we try to AVOID FIGHTS at all cost. If you do get into a fight be super smart about it, hit hard and fast, but with discretion, and get the fuck out of the club SUPER FAST, like nothing happen. Fighting will cost you to get beat up by bouncer, then beat up by police, then arrested, a criminal record and of course a fine (usually around 5k).
4.- Violating clothing policy.- In some clubs they do not want you to wear chains (do not ask me to explain the why is retarded), some clubs do not want you to wear hats (which is the best peacocking accessory), some clubs do not allow you to take of the shirt.
5.- Touching the women staff.- For example touching the drink shot girls, touching the dancers when they are on stage etc…
6.- Dudes Getting on stage.- Following number 5 there are stages in clubs design specifically for women to attention whore, and some dudes jump in stage to call attention, which causes them to get kicked out.
7.- Drugs.- If you get caught doing or selling drugs you are out and probably you will get arrested to.
8.- Breaking or stealing club property.- Some women and dudes destroy club property such as fire extinguisher, punching walls, graffiti etc… Others steal all type of items from clubs.
9.- Not obeying the personal.- Some bouncers will tell women to put their shoes on, when women take them off cause they hurt, or tell dudes to take of the hat etc… Then later on they will seem the same people violating the request and they get kicked out.
10.- NO reason whatsoever.- This one is very sad, a bouncer may like a girl that is into you. Or a bitch will hit you or do something to you for no reason and you end up getting kicked out. Sad, but it happens.
P.s. Sometimes creepers will get kicked out if they are annoying women too much, specially if the guy is uncool.
There you go boys and girls those are the main reasons why people get kicked out of venues. Of course we love when dudes get kicked out cause less dudes and more pussy for us.
Out!
10, definitely! Usually the girl is a ‘miss thing’ and is rude no matter how polite you approach her, or the mother hen who is rude to anyone that is male.
Last time I was out I was wanted to tell them I’ll call security if they continue. But these girls aren’t worth it, so I just walk away.
Yes smile and walk away…
Other things you can do:
say: “drop the act you are not impressing anybody”…
Or “you know who i am, you are done in this town, the owner of this place is my brother in law”
I never really thought of myself as being uncool as I’m docile and not that bad to look at according to many people, but at a particular club on a New Year’s a couple of years ago, I had met a girl whom I’d seemed to have hit it off with, danced with and even got a New Year’s kiss from. Her friend who was upset that this girl was paying more attention to me than her, told the bouncers that I was being a nuisance and groping her. Next thing I know, this big four-eyed gorilla is pushing me out the front door. This caused me a lot of embarrassment and anger as I’m not the “type” to get kicked out of clubs. I was also bummed that the girl didn’t do anything in my defense when her friend made those allegations against me. Not a New Year’s I want to remember.
that incident is 1 in a million, with that being said, make sure to befriend staff, and make sure to befriend the other dude next time…. But, in fairness this was out of your control and 1 in a billion incident…
Just got kicked out yesterday out of a club for no reason, hadn’t even been 10 minutes since I walked in and I was told I had to leave. When I asked why they said I had been pointed out and that he was just following orders. I didn’t want to start a scene or a fight with a bunch of bouncers so I just listened and left
this is really strange, it sounds to me you probably stereotype as someone that does not belong to the crowd, never heard of something like this
I’m F (26) and I was kicked twice for saying hi to the random girls while in the bathroom. I was literally just being nice. Both times I had only just arrived there and hadn’t had any drinks yet. I was planning to order some after using the bathroom. Each time I was approached by three security guards wanting to ‘speak to me’ outside, literally separating me from the group I came with and not telling me what it’s about until I’m outside. One time it was my birthday and everyone was there for me 😠They left me stranded outside without being able to tell my friends and wouldn’t let me back in to get my purse which had my wallet/phone. How is that reasonable? Any sane person would get angry because 1. What do you do and 2. It’s embarrassing af when you did nothing wrong in the first place. They made me out like I was crazy, drunk and tried offering me water to calm down. Sir, it’s my birthday and my friends are inside. We just got here and I haven’t had a drink! But it didn’t matter what I said. Now I just say nothing to anybody and I ALWAYS have a friend wait or accompany me to the bathroom. They would rather have snobby bitches in the club then genuine people these days.
yes! that is unusual and messed up, i would have asked to speak to the manager or try to explain your situation on a calm manner to bouncer, if that did not work i would have talk to police which are always somewhere outside the clubs…