Ok guys is summer, after the last couple of weeks dealing with dark/forbidden seduction ,is time to switch gears, to fun and positivity. In the next couple of weeks I will present you with my collection of cheesy banter, pick up lines and routines, that I use constantly to attract women on the field. They will not get you laid per se, but if done right it will make you very charismatic, display your fun personality, make you popular etc… As a consequence will create tons of attraction and if you do not fuck it up, may help you with your seductions aka pipi in vagina. It saddens me to see how many seducers and people in general are so plain/vanilla/boring with 0 personality.
Everything I am posting I HAVE USED WITH SUCCESS, numerous times in the field and specially texting in my interactions with women (I will post some of my live texts in the future). Most of them are my INVENTION/CREATION, but a lot of them are from other seducers. When using them you do not want to be a “dancing monkey” or a “24 hour clown”, you need to calibrate and use them right. Finally, remember that my natural personality is cocky and funny, and my method is one that I call “sexual trolling” with the underlying philosophy explained by the “grandmaster style” (One of my many nicknames is “the grandmaster”, that is what people call me at work, but I am not the original community grandmaster).
Since I have so much wits, banter and lines that I use. I may divide this into a series, enjoy faggots:
Text dance routine ( my invention)
First text after club.- I had a great time pretending to be dancing with you while grabbing your ass.
miss you routine (my invention)
Hot babe.- I was thinking about you the other day.-
Me.- Really and where were your fingers when you did?
or
Hb.- I miss you
Skills: me 3 (or any number instead of 2)
Sarging alone routine(my invention)
Hb.- who are you here with?
Skills.- my best friend
Hb.- where?
Skills.- lift with both hands the package area of the pants (subcommunication your dick is your best friend)
The heart pounding routine(my invention)
Grab the girl hand tell her:”I want to know if you are the one, or I want to know if we are meant to be… “
Place the hand on your left man chest(this is better if you do work out and have a chest)
Mention 3-5 women names: Susie, Patricia, Cynthia, Maria, Stefanie
Then, mention the hot babe name for example Kelly, as soon as you say her name start moving your left men breast like a wrestle (the subcommunication is the heart pounding fast for her)
Then act super surprise and “say omg, I can believe this, so you are the one…”
The catholic body cross routine.(my invention)
If you see a fine girl lets’ say dancing super sensual or doing something freaky, I usually do this when 2 girls are dancing super freaky… Look at them and make the catholic body cross (in the name of the father, the son and the wholly spirit sign that catholic do before confession).
The marriage, girlfriend or fiancée routine…(my invention)
Since I am super popular at the clubs down here, if I have a girl with me that I just met, if someone comes to say hi to me, I tell them this is my ex-wife or ex girlfriend or ex fiancée (pick one). We were together for 5 years, but she left me because, she got tired of my 2 inches, and I visually show with my small finger, but now we are back together she is giving me another chance.
Child support routine (this one is risky, my invention)
If during the convo she has more than 2 kids (ex. Lover girl)
You say: shit! That is a lot of child support.
The pimp routine ( I made this one up when I met a seducer named Tank that came to visit me from Europe, it seemed to work, acting and delivery super important)
Bouncer.- the cover charge is $10
Me.- we don’t pay, you know who we are? we are pimps, as we proceed to go in the club without paying…Anyways, is a fun roleplay of you and your wing being pimps, I did it the whole night, Tank and I had fun with it and got in free into some places with it. Again, delivery and acting crucial… and constant announcement of your pimp status…
The where are you from routine.- (this one I learned from cupid, the midget seducer that gets laid a lot in Miami)
Hot babe:- Where are you from?
Me.- I am from heaven I just felt and her my knees.
Then, the second time I tell them were am I from, never over do it, and then always finish with a question (this is important in sales), so after you tell them where are you from, you ask her where are you from, or you can do a cold read here.
The I do not have kids routine.-
Hb.- how many kids you have?
Me.- I always pull out in time. Here you make the fucking motions and then as you are about to cum jump back at least 2 feet away (like pulling out, a lot of acting required)
The faggot routine (my invention)
Hb.- are you gay?
Me.- yes! My boyfriend is over there (point to a hot guy), I want to make him jealous!
Then, grab her and make out…
The boyfriend material routine.-(I got this from an ex that posted on Facebook, someone did it to her)
Me.- feel my shirt and tell me what material you think it is?
Hot babe.- as she feels the shirt, cotton
Me- no! is boyfriend material.
The down in my pants.-(learn from Neil Rogers, rip talk show host, similar to grandmaster)
This one you can do with literary anything… Misrepresentation..
Hot babe.- I can help you edit your blog
Me.- why don’t you edit this, down in my pants.
^I use this a lot with anything…
My dog routine.-
As I walk the dog and women comment .-
Hb.- how cute?
Me.- thank you, I get that a lot I am irresistible.
Hb.- I was talking about the dog
Then you pretend the dog is talking in baby voice… you are a ventriloquist..
Dog.- hi neighbor, you are very cute
Dog.- my daddy needs a mami etc…
Profession routine.-(community)
What do you do?
Boy toy
I also used this one (credit seducer named Daigoro)
You are not trying to turn me into a sugar daddy are you ( I also use this with any provider subcommunication and/or shit test)
Compliments (mine)
Hb.-Wwowow you are so hot, or wowo you dance so good!
Me.- I look behind me ( a lot of acting like she is talking to someone behind me)
Then I act surprise like is with me…
Then I say thank you I am blushing…
Then please cont. don’t stop (with the hand signals of telling me more)
This one got me laid, believe it or not, is meant to be super retarded:
Me: Why is the tomato blushing?
Hb: I don’t know
Me: cause he met salad dressing
The picture routine (my invention)
1.- Ask for a pic
2.- After you get it say you busted 3.45 times to it, never a whole number
the anything sexual she says routine
if she texts anything sexual or says anything sexual
tell her you will be right back you are going to go fap (fap means masturbate)…
Here Is a video I made on how to talk to women at a club so you get an idea on how to use this stuff:
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