Easy way to get a girl to give you a blow job/bj in a club (attn. Bill Clinton)

 I will give you same night blowjob routine that has worked for me many many times:

First, you will not get a blow job unless you are making out and the girl turn on some how, remember that some girls in the hierarchy of sex a blow job is at the top level, with that being said let me give you my routine:

After the club (Of course i have been making out, fooling around etc), she is invested, i walk her to the car (nice thing to do), when i drop her off in her car, i ask her to give me a ride to my car, while dropping me off i act like i am leaving, and say ok had a lot of fun i got a go, then you make out, turn her on, usually caressing the earlobe very very gently, making out, grinding with my teeth very seductively and gently her neck, making out again, at the same time massaging her knees, upper tights etc… YOU GOT A TURN HER ON, you will know by her body language, sometimes you need to rinse wash repeat, and tell her you got a go again, somehow you will make her let you play or suck her breast, THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE ROUTINE, you need to see part of her breast, you will say “dam you look so good your breast/tits are amazing”, at that point you will act like your first time looking at breast or something for that effect, and you WILL squeeze your dick through your pants, while sexually complementing her breast again and again, then, yes then, you pull it out and masturbate looking directly at her breast, do not look at her face, just the breast. Then, you will put her hand on your dick while looking at her breast, she will jerk you off, and then automatically she will give you a blow job, unless you smell bad lol!!!

I like doing this routine a lot,  i hate condoms…

Troubleshooting: Be confident, be clean, she got a be turn on, sometimes, my dick will not get hard because i am in the car, so just relax…

Almost forgot: when you are making out with a girl at a club, put your finger on her lips, if she suck it and tease you, she is a sucker. Finally, a lot of emmo girls, gothic girls, and girls with tongue piercing are down to blow, in most cases, you can transition to sex easily from a blow. out!